Could It Be The Surface Of Mars?

No little green men here. We won't be getting our ass to Mars any time soon, but we can make sure your sticky buns are covered in delicious cinnamon powder.

Boobs, Butt-Crack, or Buffoonery?

Is it cleavage or plumber's crack? Which do you want it to be? You're a sick puppy. That is just an inner elbow, perv.

A Big Pile.

It could be someone's filthy, disgusting, gastrointestinal business, but it isn't. This batch of brown toilet nastiness is just pork and beans.